11.18.2007
Lettin Some Air Out
9.02.2007
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you
8.03.2007
Chocolate Rain
Original, Funny Only Cause Of His Voice And Not The Lyrics Version:
Disturbing To Watch And Offbeat Remix:
Lil John Remix:
John Mayer And Possibly The Best Remix To Chocolate Rain Ever, Version:
7.30.2007
You Just Can't Help It Sometimes...
I mean...there are those falls where when it happens you're kind of shocked, shouting some nuance of "DAMN!", or "oh snap!", or "Their legs don't work apparently!"; and for a wistfully poetic moment in your life, you actually feel slightly sorry for the victim. The fall itself comes out of seemingly nowhere ("But she was wearing flats!") However it all soon passes and you shake your head, recounting that it was more amusing than sad. Kind of like this:
Than there are those downright gut-wrenching, laugh-until-you-cant-breathe type of fall that is pure comedy gold. Just a true classic that you can always appreciate. A great pick-me-up type of funny that no matter what mood you're in--if you see the fall, you will be instantly happy. Instantly--no questions asked--Despite the fact that the victim may have twisted their ankle in 5 places in the process. But hey, I'm no doctor:
To throw a wrench in the laugh-works, there's the type of unfortunate violent stumble, that actually makes you cringe in a bad way, and compels you to help that poor, poor uncoordinated soul. Case in point[and oddly enough...]:
Finally, you have your multi-tude of falls that, when they occur, the faller displays a self-effacing attitude; either acknowledging the fact that they looked like a complete jackass, but that they believe they are too cool for all that (Cause it's them, ya know?), or because they ignore that the fall even occurred:
[For my own reasons, I will NOT post the Beyonce fall. I've seen it played on every squarish box that displays picture and video, ad nauseum. I don't care that it falls into the "i just fell and ate dirt, but im too fly for this sh!t" category. If you don't like it--go find someone on blackplanet who cares.]
So from there I leave you to come up with your own assessments. Are people wrong for laughing when people fall? Should we all learn to be better, outstanding citizens and refuse to laugh? Let's take a pledge...and oath...say no to laughing on other people's follies. Say no to partaking in the joyous laughter that occurs out of the expense of someone else's short ride through Bad Luck Town....because hey...we are all human...
To hell with that--I'm gonna laugh.
PS - Do NOT allow your TV to be on the Bravo network past 10pm...DO NOT...
7.08.2007
Optimus Prime FTW!!!
In other news Transformers is quite possibly the best commercial I've ever seen. EVER. The way that Xbox attacked that man..hahaha. So, is that the organic equivalent of what happens to an Xbox when it red-rings? The way the camera tries to surreptitiously pit Megan Fox in front of a rather large Burger King sign while ogling the mess out of Shia LeBeouf...or when the Mountain Dew vending machine becomes an X-TREME instrument of Lucifer to terrorize citizens with fatal distributions of a drink that is oddly akin to urine. Michael Bay just slays me with his GENERATION-X, TOTALLY RAD, AWESOME, IN-YOUR FACE EXPLOSIONS, PRODUCT PLACEMENT TO THE MAX, IM WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IM 2 COOL 4 SCHOOL, THE ENDINGS SUCK BECAUSE I DONT NEED A VIABLE PLOT, movies. I mean without him...where would we be? Most certainly not in the movie theater thats right behind my apartment. No, that would be too convenient. For convenience I'd be at the local Kwik-E-Mart. But I digress. Honestly, I throughly enjoyed Transformers. No one goes to a Michael Bay film for a compelling story. It's all about Megatron beating the sh!t out of Jazz and Optimus Prime turning into a bigger GANGSTA than I could ever imagine. Seriously...he was handing out L's left and right! Let me be clear that I was more interested to see if the original voices were still in tact and to see exactly HOW the transformers would transform in a live-action movie; not to mention fight and rain unholy terror upon the world by crashing into multiple buildings. It was brilliant actually. The best transforming performance goes to my favorite infidel, Starscream. I love that guy.
In any case I'm going back to my sloth of a Sunday. I'm gonna go play Laid To Rest on Hard while laying down in bed--cause I'm just that DAMN good at Guitar Hero. Don't hate.
...Oh and by the way for all you $ony fans...the PS3 is on sale.
Love.
6.24.2007
Good evening ladies and gents..how's everybody doing tonight?
i hope the masterpiece looks more like the ingenious work of Ernie Barnes and not randoms globs of paint. i waste away from boredom surrounded by the ennui of nothingness and the dry mechanically cooled air of an empty gym, otherwise known as work; ON A SUNDAY FOR BRITNEY'S SAKE.
however, i'm laughing because i know it was like trying to slide your debit card quick enough in the ticket machine at the movies with nine inch nails, for Tatiana not to use SAT words like propagate, pellucid, pendulous, and pulchritude.
my thoughts also revert back to my daydreams about my current crush (i seem to have a lot of those these days), and the CNN segment of how some evangelist lost his following because he can no longer rationalize that Jesus would refuse to help any of God's children. It so peculiar that the most sundry of things make Americans tick (Americans, meaning that's what i'm going to call those that carry bibles, or what have you, but are quick to condemn). Considering America is the mutts of all mutts and i'm not just talking about ethnicity either. i'll stop there, no need for wedgies to form.
simultaneously, i am visualizing my twelve day wardrobe for my long awaited trip back home. Notice any meandering, if you do don't feel bad because that pretty much describes Ms. King and i when it comes to conversating (ha! ha! and goes the red indentation that such is not a word).
i definitely was not first to post on the site, however i wish all those that are listening to "violet stars and happy hunting," a special cling of champagne glasses. Kudos goes out to Janelle MonaĆ©—literally overnight i'm officially your biggest fan.
the hustler flow from the speakers of the gym bring me back to life as a hum along, "I'm so far ahead of my time, i'm bout to start another life behind you, i'm bout to pass you twice, back to the future and gotta slow up for the present i'm fast, ---- can't get past my past!" Oddly, as i look out the window a rotund-like fella has on a smedium shirt that reads, "i'm not smiling, i'm passing gas." How grotesque and strangely fucking hilarious.
sadly, back to my reality of folding towels and aimless imaginings, i gotta get a job that pays salary. No more hourly joints. i'm out!
our self-proclaimed rhetoric, critique, and beautiful bullshit rants will presume the next time our black hole like brains slows down enough to give us the inclination that it's time to do laundry. Just to add, i desperately NEED a pair of Aldo's fuschia Sarnia pumps.
lemons or lemonade people! And lastly, a special lacing of Adidas' Superstar shelltoes go out to Reverend Run because of you Hip Hop will always be in my heart.
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